Friday funny

A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog.  Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and finally found an owner who assured them that he had just the dog they wanted.  The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. ‘Fetch the Bible,’ he commanded.

The dog bounded over to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible and brought it to the owner. ‘Now find Psalm 23,’ he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible on the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and, finding the correct passage, pointed with his paw.  

The preacher and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.
The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him to locate several Bible verses.
The visitors were very impressed. 

One man asked the preacher: ‘Can he do regular dog tricks, too?’  ‘I haven’t tried yet,’ the preacher replied.
He pointed his finger at the dog, ‘HEEL’ the preacher commanded. The dog immediately
jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor’s forehead and began howling.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said,  
‘Good Lord! He’s Pentecostal!

stressed spelled backwards is desserts

I have a bad habit of taking people at their word. Trouble is that most people have a bad habit of just saying things they don’t really mean. So needless to say I get dissapointed, and discouraged at times. I won’t get into anymore.

But the other day I read a sign that said, “stressed spelled backwards is desserts”. Well of course I quickly memorized that one! And we all know that chocolate is the perfect cure for everything, so my Hannah is making us frappuchinos, because anything Starbucks can do we can do better! It is always best to make your own anyway, we use dutch cocoa powder, instant coffee, natural demerara sugar, and fresh milk from our cow, and ice cubes, all whipped in the blender. It is much more frugal to make it yourself also. For my friends here who appreciate a Frugal Friday special, I am going to give you a treat, from this post only you can get my “Chocolate, the Perfect Cure for Everything” e-cookbook for only $1.95, that is $6 off the regular price!


       $1.95   

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