start with a good fenced garden spot
find a good guy with a Ford tractor (aka hubby)
go to co-op and buy plants because you have been too busy planning a wedding to start seeds
point nice tractor guy towards the garden spot and say “pretty please”
go later and tell him “well done and thank you”
put those nice plants in the ground with the help of several children you have birthed for just that reason
don’t forget the Revolution Money Exchange offer ends Thursday!